morning conversations

Ugh morning news is so terrible. I turned on to see the weather and immediately saw three news anchors sitting at the desk not talking to the camera about news but playing with there new iphones. It was all wrong. I decided the weather wasn't that important after all and turned off the tv, if we get wet today, we will get wet. Evidently I need an iphone to see the weather. On a different and much funnier note I asked Jack if he was my son. His response was no (laughing) papa is my son. Umm I guess we to work on those terms. Maybe I could sell this joke for 600 bucks and get an iphone.