Behind the eyes

As I was in my swing today I thought:

• I don't need a nap but she definatly looks like she needs one.
• Why don't they have beds with tall bars on the sides like me?
• How young do they except peolpe to mensa?
• Doctor sounds good for a career.
  
• It only takes her one minute to come running if I do the best cry I have.
• It must be the most important people put those thin white things in there mouths.
• You say there are more things to eat than just milk?
• Writing sounds good for a career. I wonder what kind of money writers make.
  
• Walking is overated.
• Their hands are as large as my back, perfect for back rubs.
• Staring is underrated.
• What is a bathroom?
• I can read but they don't know it.
• Haircuts must be painfull.
  
• I am hungery.