Two posts in one day! I have lost my mind!

Heard today at 66045 Washington...
Jack to me-Sit up mom! Not unusual or funny until you add the fact that I was a little behind in the Pilates routine I was following on the tv because Rob had sat on my head. Jack was like a little trainer who was trying to keep me going.
Jack to Rob- Rob, let me poop! Disturbing until you know that Rob took away the stool to the big toilet hindering Jacks progress to use it.
Thats all but it is just 12:30...